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I love excursions.

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Excursions are just really days off,
but in school clothes.

3
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Billie, correct me if I'm wrong,

4
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but your mood doesn't seem to match
the thrilling prospect of a day out

5
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and a comedy performance.

6
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I thought you liked
shaky, shaky, Shakespeare.

7
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Guys, after what happened
at Robina's party,

8
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we really, really need to come up
with a plan for when I turn 13.

9
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Don't worry, B,
we'll have a sweet shindig...

10
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Not the party, Bert!

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The bit where I can't see
Spookies any more.

12
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And if that happens,

13
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I'm going to be useless to the crew.

14
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Billie, we'll come up with a plan.

15
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If two heads are better than one,
then five are unbeatable.

16
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We're a team, right?

17
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WHISTLE BLOWS

18
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OK, fives and sixes,
of this, I am certain.

19
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It's almost time to raise
the curtain.

20
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Before we head in,

21
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if you've got a device,
you know the drill.

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Put it on ice.

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STUDENTS GROAN

24
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Hand it over.

25
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Sorry, Fil.

26
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Portal activity confirmed.

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Alert. New Spooky detected.

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WATCH CHIMES

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SPOOKY SQUAWKS

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SPOOKY SQUAWKS

31
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Well, looks like
it's just you and me, Spooky.

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Sigh.

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SPOOKY SQUAWKS

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If you are searching for company,

35
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then you are not the only one.

36
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It seems that I, too, am doomed

37
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to drift through
the technoverse - alone forever.

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GOBBLING

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HE GRUNTS

40
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You can do this, Jon.

41
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Don't play the donkey,

42
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be the donkey.

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Hee... Hee-haw!

44
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All right, my dude,

45
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who's ready to fix up
Medieval Space Farmer 3?

46
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That bad boy used to be
our biggest money-spinner.

47
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We get that fixed up,

48
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that is one step to restoring

49
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our house of bowling
to its former glory.

50
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And what's with the donkey head?

51
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I need a backup career. OK?

52
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You know, in case Bowl-A-Rama
doesn't make it.

53
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JOHN SPLUTTERS

54
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Bowl-A-Rama will never die.

55
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Besides, you can't have
a backup career without me!

56
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Watch us.

57
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JOHN SHOUTS

58
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Hey, guys.

59
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I've been thinking.

60
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If I'm not going to be able
to see Spookies,

61
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someone else needs to take
over the Spooky Files.

62
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No.  No!  Why?  No.
What do you mean?  No.

63
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How can I draw them
if I can't see them?

64
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We still have some time
before your birthday.

65
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Yeah.  I'm just being a realist.

66
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We need to be prepared
for everything.

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Even the worst case scenario.

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I can take them.

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I got an A for my last art project.

70
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Plus, my mum says I have
the neatest handwriting!

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Negatory, Jess.

72
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As Bill's bro, I should be
the temporary custard-odeon.

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Until we figure out
this Spooky-seeing hiccup.

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OK. Over to you.

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WHISTLE BLOWS

76
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Chop, chop.  Let's go.

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Line up, you lot.  Come on.
OK, OK. Coming.

78
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Are you sure, Bert?

79
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We'll find a way to keep Billie
in the crew no matter what.

80
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Then she can have these back.

81
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The files are safe with me.

82
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Speaking of safety,
those shoelaces are a trip hazard.

83
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Good call. Save me a seat, Xene.

84
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I'm right behind you.

85
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Try coming undone now.

86
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SPOOKY SQUAWKS

87
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SNAKE CHARMER MELODY PLAYS

88
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HE GROANS

89
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HE GASPS
Move it, Bert.

90
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Pick up the pace.

91
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Sorry, miss.

92
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Silly shoelace. Ha-ha.

93
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Let's not delay,
we must see the play.

94
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Is that what I really sound like?

95
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Thank you for waiting.

96
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You deserve a reward.

97
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I can help you.

98
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Can I take your clipboard?

99
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I thought that kids thought
rhyming was cool.

100
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What if they think
I sound like a fool?

101
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OK, but maybe just cool it
on the rhymes.

102
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Let's get a move on.

103
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I want to get one of those
fancy beanbags.

104
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Your wish is my command.

105
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I'll get you the best seat
in all the land.

106
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I will console!
HE GROWLS

107
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Run, run as fast as a hare,

108
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find Miss Norris a comfy chair.

109
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The old dude and...

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THEY GRUNT

111
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You must be wondering
what I'm doing here, hey, Bert?

112
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Not really.

113
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Oh!

114
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Well, prepare yourself for a talent
that you never knew existed.

115
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Soz. Can't stay here.

116
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I'm getting a seat for
the teacher of the year.

117
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Wait, no. Argh!

118
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Kids.

119
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Oh, this is almost as comfy
as my couch back home.

120
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Here's a thought -
how about some more back support?

121
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Huh?

122
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PERFORMER:  Welcome, tiny sir.
Take a seat!

123
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Bert! What are you doing?

124
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I'm on a quest. No time to rest.

125
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A cushion, my kingdom for a cushion.

126
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That was weird, right?

127
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Speaking from experience, Bert does
take excursions very seriously.

128
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Erm, Billie, did you decide
on a new Spooky Files format?

129
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"Jon's secret notes."

130
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How did this happen?

131
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If we've got Jon's notebook,

132
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does that mean that he's got
the Spooky Files?

133
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This is a serious data breach.

134
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That's the only copy we have.

135
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We can't lose it.

136
00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:08,240
What should we do?

137
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Jon must be nearby.

138
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We need to find him and retrieve
the Spooky Files.

139
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Yeah. We're here for you, Billie.

140
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I know I said I was retired
from sports...

141
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..but duty calls.

142
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We should form another search party
to double our retrieval capacity.

143
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I'm in!

144
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Billie, you stay here
and guard the stage.

145
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Me and BPJ will go backstage.

146
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You can count on us.

147
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HE GRUMBLES

148
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Hey, Jon, would you mind holding
this here for a sec while I...

149
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CRICKETS CHIRPING

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HE SIGHS

151
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Boo-ya!

152
00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,480
Hear ye, hear ye...

153
00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:05,920
If we don't find the Spooky Files,

154
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can't you just write
it down again for memory?

155
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Alas, it's not that simple.

156
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The Spooky files are more than
what's on the page.

157
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They're part drawing, part Billie.

158
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She's poured so much of
herself into them

159
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that I don't think
they can be recreated - ever.

160
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Well, when you put it that way,
we've got to find these files!

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SQUAWKING
Huh?

162
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Ah, Xena, I think
I've found something.

163
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SNAKE CHARMER MELODY PLAYS

164
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THEY SIGH HAPPILY

165
00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,560
What...is this?

166
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These aren't my acting notes.

167
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Argh!

168
00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:21,840
OK, Jon, you're just going
to have to believe in yourself.

169
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It's only Shakespeare.

170
00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:25,840
No biggie.

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HE EXHALES

172
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HE FLUTTERS LIPS

173
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You got this.

174
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HE FLUTTERS LIPS

175
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You can do this, Jon.

176
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The King doth revels...
from here tonight!

177
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Take heed,
the Queen must leave her sight.

178
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For Oberon is passing
and fallen wrath,

179
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a lovely boy, as her attendant hath.

180
00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:02,720
A lovely boy stolen from
an Indian king.

181
00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:06,000
So sweet, I never had a changeling.

182
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,960
A jealous Oberon
would have the child...

183
00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:10,760
SHE YELPS

184
00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:12,440
Did you find the Spooky Files?

185
00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:15,080
BOTH: Fun fact - we did not.

186
00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:18,480
The true treasure was the friends
we made along the way.

187
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:20,760
OK.

188
00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:25,440
New look, Xene?

189
00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:28,440
It's a tribute to
my bestest bestie, BPJ.

190
00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:30,760
No, you're my bestest bestie!

191
00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,200
JESS GIGGLES

192
00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:37,320
I need to find Derek.

193
00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:48,040
DEREK:  So, Jon, why acting?

194
00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:50,480
JON: Well, you know,
with the bowling biz tanking,

195
00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:53,200
I figured that I needed
a backup career,

196
00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:57,080
and nothing says stable income
quite like acting.

197
00:10:57,080 --> 00:11:00,440
Oh, my gosh, I can't believe
that Jon from Bowl-A-Rama

198
00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:02,000
is actually talking to me.

199
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,240
DEREK SIGHS

200
00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:04,560
So, does he have them?

201
00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:07,440
Hello, little busy here
talking to my hero.

202
00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:11,200
Whoa! I'm not a hero, OK?

203
00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:15,440
I'm just a regular guy with
an incredible gift for donkey work.

204
00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:16,800
Now, if you'll excuse me,

205
00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:21,800
I need to get to a place
that I like to call the Donkey Zone.

206
00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:23,280
JON GOBBLES

207
00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:25,840
Derek, we've got a serious
situation here.

208
00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:27,200
We've lost the Spooky Files,

209
00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,800
and I think there's
a Spooky on the loose.

210
00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:32,280
JON FLUTTERS LIPS, BRAYS

211
00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,160
Such an incredible artist!

212
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,120
Are you even listening?

213
00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:38,440
Xena and Backpack Jess
are obsessed with each other.

214
00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,680
And Bert is glued to Miss Norris

215
00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:42,720
and rhyming like
a Christmas cracker!

216
00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,200
Reckon he'd sign my library card?

217
00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:47,440
Derek!

218
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,440
What happened to
"we're here for you"?

219
00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,240
No harm in asking, right?

220
00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:54,760
Can you please sign my library card?

221
00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:56,840
For 13 bucks, I'll sign it twice.

222
00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:58,640
Content with Hermia?

223
00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:04,200
No, I do repent the tedious minutes
I with her have spent.

224
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SHE SCOFFS

225
00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:06,760
OK.

226
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,920
Looks like you're
on your own now, Billie.

227
00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:10,440
BLOWING RASPBERRIES
ROBINA: Ew.

228
00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:12,360
You're disgusting, Khaled.

229
00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:14,120
HE CONTINUES BLOWING RASPBERRIES

230
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,320
What?

231
00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:33,720
ROBINA SIGHS

232
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,480
OMG, Khaled!

233
00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:38,040
That is so cool.

234
00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:39,440
Can you do it again?

235
00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:40,880
Ew.

236
00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:42,680
KHALED BLOWS RASPBERRIES

237
00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:47,720
And leads me to your eyes,
where I o'erlook

238
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:50,920
love stories written
in love's richest book.

239
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,280
Oh, it's a Love Spooky!

240
00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:57,680
PUCK CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND

241
00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:59,280
Bert, we need to talk.

242
00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:00,440
Shh.

243
00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,440
These gardens are both
dark and deep.

244
00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:05,360
I must guard her in her sleep.

245
00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:06,760
I think she'll survive.

246
00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:08,120
Now, come on.

247
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,200
Farewell...

248
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:13,320
Guys, a Spooky is on the loose.

249
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,680
Why else do you think
you're all acting this way?

250
00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:17,800
BOTH:  Everything seems normal to me.

251
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,240
I saw it.

252
00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:22,200
It did a weird dance that made
Robina fall for Khaled.

253
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,520
Look!

254
00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:24,840
Like this?

255
00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:27,320
No, it's more like
when you squeeze tightly...

256
00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:30,200
Spooky or no, I really must go.

257
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,440
Great.

258
00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:37,600
Xena, let's get the Spooky Detector
out and go find this thing.

259
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:40,200
BOTH:  Sorry! We're busy.

260
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,800
Plus, I need my backpack
to look like

261
00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:45,440
my bestest bestie, Backpack Jess.

262
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,000
How could I possibly remove it?

263
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,800
Xena, don't make me get it myself.

264
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,520
THEY HISS

265
00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,480
What happened to being a team?

266
00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:00,480
I guess I'll find
the files myself, then.

267
00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:05,480
That's it, buddy.

268
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:07,680
Oh, you are such a big help!

269
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,000
HE CHUCKLES

270
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,880
You and me?
Together we could save Bowl-A-Rama.

271
00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,720
HE LAUGHS

272
00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:20,320
Aw, classic Johnson!

273
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:21,560
HE CHUCKLES

274
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:28,800
Write me a prono...
HE SQUAWKS

275
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:32,600
Prologue. A prologue!

276
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:36,960
And let the prologue seem
to say we will...

277
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,000
SHE GASPS

278
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,480
Hmm.  Ah...

279
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,960
We will do no harm with our...

280
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,640
MURMURING

281
00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:50,040
Do no harm with our...

282
00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:53,520
Thank you. ..sword!

283
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,800
We do no harm with our sword.

284
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,120
Ha-ha!

285
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,360
Sorry.

286
00:14:58,360 --> 00:14:59,560
I didn't mean that...

287
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,040
So how's the Oscar-winner doing?

288
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,160
I don't know what's wrong.

289
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,160
You know what I reckon would help?

290
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,320
These.

291
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:11,440
His acting notes!
I'll take them to him.

292
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:13,440
Nuh-uh-uh. Not so fast.

293
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:15,160
You see that basket over there?

294
00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:17,320
That's where the Spooky Files are.

295
00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,880
You get them back,
and I'll give you these.

296
00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:21,280
PERFORMER GRUNTS

297
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,080
I'll do it.

298
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:28,760
For Jon.

299
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:37,720
And the youth, mistook by me.

300
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,960
Pleading for the lover's fee.
GIGGLING

301
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:51,520
Lord, what fools these mortals be!

302
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:55,840
As they laugh so preposterously.

303
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,400
GIGGLING

304
00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:00,160
Why should you think that
I should woo in scorn?

305
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:03,000
Scorn and derision never
come in tears.

306
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,880
BLOWING RASPBERRIES
So funny, Khaled.

307
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,600
THEY LAUGH

308
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,640
BLOWING RASPBERRIES
Erm...

309
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,120
Uh...

310
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,040
Get it together!

311
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:16,440
Psst! I can't find my donkey head.

312
00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,440
What do you want us
to do about it?

313
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:21,040
How do I do a donkey scene
without a donkey head?

314
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:24,480
Can you please just call
half-time or something?

315
00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:25,920
That's it! I'm done.

316
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,200
I don't have to put up with this.
LAUGHTER

317
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:32,240
LAUGHTER

318
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,520
So no-one's seen my donkey head?

319
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,280
BOOING

320
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:45,840
Now on to problem number two.

321
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,480
Looking for a love of your own,
Mr Spooky?

322
00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:58,800
SPOOKY HISSES

323
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,680
You know, you're not
the only one with sweet moves.

324
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,080
SNAKE CHARMER MELODY PLAYS

325
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:27,920
SPOOKY CHITTERS

326
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,400
SPOOKY PURRS

327
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,440
SPOOKY PURRING

328
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,280
SPOOKY PURRING

329
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,720
Can I have my friends back now?

330
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,760
SPOOKY PURRS

331
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:00,680
BLOWING RASPBERRIES

332
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,880
Ew! Gross, Khaled.

333
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:04,680
That is not how a school captain
should behave.

334
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:05,800
SHE HUFFS

335
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,040
Inconceivable.

336
00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:19,080
You lost something special,
didn't you?

337
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,480
I can relate to that.

338
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,000
SPOOKY PURRS

339
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,520
SPOOKY PREETS

340
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:26,960
Ha-ha!

341
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:33,760
All right,
best buddy in the whole world.

342
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:35,440
Time to light it up.

343
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,640
Tee-hee-hee.

344
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,400
HE YELPS

345
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,200
You said it would work!

346
00:18:55,280 --> 00:19:00,120
The eye of man hath not heard,

347
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:04,920
the ear of man hath not seen.

348
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:08,440
SPOOKY PURRING
Man's hand is not able to taste,

349
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:13,440
his tongue to conceive,
nor his heart to report...

350
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,640
These should stay with you.

351
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,440
And only you.

352
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:18,720
You could say that again!

353
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:23,280
Also, I'm so sorry about today.

354
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,040
Look, I know it was only the Spooky.

355
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,560
Unless you really are
Jon's number one fan?

356
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,160
Ha.

357
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,360
His tongue to conceive!

358
00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,880
Spooky or no Spooky,

359
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:40,120
I don't ever want you to feel
like I'm not there for you.

360
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:42,960
Nor his heart to report...

361
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,600
I'm turning 13 right after you.

362
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,000
It's us against the world.

363
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,720
..what my dream was.
Look out, world.

364
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,840
I shall sing it at her death!

365
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:54,000
LOUD WEEPING

366
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,480
That's incredible.

367
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,720
CHEERING, APPLAUSE

368
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:03,040
If there's one thing
we learned today...

369
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,840
It's that the course of true love
never did run smooth.

370
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:12,000
Sure, but mostly it's that Billie
doesn't need us to catch Spookies.

371
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,640
And there's no way we can do it
without her.

372
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:17,440
All right, fives, sixes.

373
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,640
Grab your devices and line up.

374
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:20,760
Where's the rhyme?

375
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,160
I thought I'd give the rhyme
a bit of a break, Derek.

376
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,640
STUDENTS PROTESTING
But we love your rhymes.

377
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,480
Don't stop.
STUDENTS:  Please!

378
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,200
All right, all right.

379
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,680
I will persist.

380
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,440
But only because you all insist.

381
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,800
STUDENTS:  Yay!

382
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,360
Go get your phones.

383
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:36,600
CONTENTED MURMURING

384
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:39,600
ON WATCH: 137 new notifications,

385
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,240
if you even care.

386
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,800
Who knew an operating system

387
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,360
could be even needier
than a neurotypical human?

388
00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:49,760
Erm, thanks for all
your enthusiastic support, Bert.

389
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,920
Yep. No problem, miss.

390
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:54,000
It's never going to happen again.

391
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:59,000
Hey, Jon. Jon. Jon.

392
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,440
Hey.

393
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,840
Erm, so...
HE CLEARS THROAT

394
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:07,480
So if you want to do
this whole acting thing, do it.

395
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:09,840
I'll take care of the alley.

396
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:13,440
Acting is hard.

397
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,880
Like, so hard.

398
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,920
It's really, really hard.

399
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,440
I think I hate it.

400
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:20,720
Karate chop.

401
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,000
Ah!  Plus, you don't get paid, John.

402
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,280
HE WINCES

403
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,160
We're scared, bro.

404
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,440
Of what?

405
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:32,480
John, I was scared of losing
our house of bowling.

406
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:37,840
Well, how about two best buds
get to fixing it up, then?

407
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,080
We start with
Medieval Space Farmer 3.

408
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,320
What do you say?

409
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,200
Yes, please!

410
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,440
THEY GRUNT

411
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:46,960
Let's do this.

412
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,240
Oh! This is Shakespeare, right?

413
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,880
Yeah, dude. Shakespeare!

414
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,240
He's so cute. He's so adorable.

415
00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:00,560
I wonder if it had a friend back
in the Spooky dimension.

416
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,640
And maybe everything that happened

417
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:05,200
today was just its way
of trying to find a new one.

418
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,400
I've never thought about it
like that.

419
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,280
It's hard losing what you love.

420
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:14,440
You know, I'm scared of not being
able to see Spookies any more.

421
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:17,760
But today I got a taste
of losing all of you.

422
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,400
And if I'm being totally honest,

423
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,440
that's what I'm really afraid of.

424
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:24,440
Well, I, for one, will not allow
our crew to lose Billie.

425
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:25,520
And I for two.

426
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:27,880
And three.  And four.

427
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,440
It's unanimous.

428
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,440
We need to work out why
the Spookies don't want to go home

429
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,440
before Billie's big one-three.

430
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:38,640
And there's only one way to work out
why they refuse to go back.

431
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,600
We need to figure out
what's going on

432
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:41,960
on the other side of the portal.

433
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,120
I wonder what we're going to find.

434
00:22:45,170 --> 00:22:49,720
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